Crazy MF.... huh?

[Ezra Chen]

I hate to ask this but...
What is your name?
Because I have you saved as...
Something that is not obviously your name.

[Lance Huang]

Are you the guy I gave my number to last night?

[Ezra Chen]

(wary)

Depends. Where was it?

[Lance Huang]

...how many people give you their numbers in a night that you need to ask that??

[Ezra Chen]

Business or pleasure?

I have a lot of business contacts. Just not many under this... ah title.

[Lance Huang]

O
M
G

You're a drug dealer aren't you? Great, I gave my number to a drug dealer

What did you save me as?

[Ezra Chen]

I am NOT a drug dealer, I assure you.

(miffed)

And you're saved as
crazy
motherfucker

[Lance Huang]

(Equally miffed)

I am NOT
A crazy
Motherfucker

I'm LANCE
LANCE HUANG

You're either the cute guy I met at Wing's after the club or
The "not" drug dealer
Jogging around Magnolia park

[Ezra Chen]

Ah, that would be why.

WHY would you give your number to a creep jogging around the park after dark?

Not that I'm a creep
but I could have been.
You can't be too careful in this town.

[Lance Huang]

Why would you be jogging around the park after dark, creep?

I thought you had a nice ass and I was drunk, idk

Sometimes these things just happen when you're drunk okay
Don't judge

[Ezra Chen]

I prefer jogging after dark. I'm not a morning person, you see. And there are only so many hours in the day when you count work.

[Lance Huang]

Well
Keep jogging cause
It's totally working for you ;)

[Ezra Chen]

Heh well jogging alone doesn't
do that.

[Lance Huang]

No I mean get you numbers from strangers.

Obviously you work out~ 

[Ezra Chen]

I don't jog to get numbers!