Something shiny and preferably expensive

[Min Yoojin]

Oh my god, his 8th drink?! He's gonna kill himself!

But
Good point. Pump him for info! This is for his own good!!

[Ryland Ren]

I'm trying!
crossing my fingers

[Min Yoojin]

You can do it! You're a fox, use your wily fox-ness!

Oh, Alva. What's he gotten himself into these days? Hunter hunters and witches and curses and... ugh. He doesn't deserve this bullshit

[Ryland Ren]

Shit, Yoojin.

I don't think he knows anything about the guy.

[Min Yoojin]

...are you serious? And he's talking to this guy?

Is he
Crushing on him?

[Ryland Ren]

I think he is.
Pretty hardcore too.
He keeps comparing him to Rae.

[Min Yoojin]

Ooooohhhhh boy

I uh
Remember when he started getting moony over Rae...

[Ryland Ren]

Honestly, I should've seen this coming when Ald and I saw them together. They were like... they looked like a proper couple together, the way they were looking and acting around each other.

But I don't trust some guy who conveniently breaks up Alva and Rae's long term relationship after cursing him with some mystery curse!

[Min Yoojin]

What?! You saw

Wait Ald?
I thought you guys broke up? Or he's off with that other guy

You're still hanging out?

[Ryland Ren]

Uh. *cough* Yeah. >.>

Anyway, we saw them together, Alva and that guy. I mean, sure, he's good looking. Better looking than Rae. >.> But still.

[Min Yoojin]

No don't you try to change the subject! You've been hanging out with Aldon. While he's making you wait and watch him date some other guy. RYLAND!!

>.> Rae's not that good looking, come on. Anyway that's not the point. The point is.

I think both my best friends need therapy. Because both of you are crazy! Alva's crushing on a witch who cursed him and you're letting Ald string you along. Arrrgghhhh

[Ryland Ren]

So! We're just friends right now.

Never mind what we were there to do. >.<

And no, Rae was never my type though. ANYWAYYY, I do NOT need therapy. But Alva could use a lot of help, like help from somebody who isn't as messed up right now as I am.

ALSO, girl. You can't judge. You're planning on buying your EX a fancy present!

[Min Yoojin]

...just friends. With Aldon. HAH!

It's a damn good thing I'm back because somebody needs to talk sense into you two dummies!

ALSO I can! Because I'm not trying to DATE ELLA! I'm just... trying not to get killed. It's self-preservation, sir!

[Ryland Ren]

Who ARE you looking to date, anyway?

[Min Yoojin]

Ahhhhh... it's...

I'm not telling you cause I already tried to take the moral high road and if I say who it is, I'll be a giant hypocrite. >.>