Something shiny and preferably expensive

[Ryland Ren]

Haha like a stripper of my very own?

[Min Yoojin]

Why not?!

Just not Logan! :p
What about Sean? He's pretty cute too!

[Ryland Ren]

Uh, isn't Sean straight?

[Min Yoojin]

Is he though?

He used to be preeetty tight with Logan
It was kinda gay tbh

[Ryland Ren]

So then what if Logan is??

[Min Yoojin]

Thennnn that friendship is going down the toilet reeeeaaal fast...

But there are plenty of gay strippers!
Or would you rather go to the brothel~? Hehe
Actually there's a really nice incubus there you might like!

[Ryland Ren]

I'm fine, really. I was mostly joking about finding somebody anyway.

[Min Yoojin]

:( Nooo you're thinking about Aldon right now aren't you?!

[Ryland Ren]

Yeah
so?

[Min Yoojin]

OMG RY

Did he drug you? Put a spell on you?

[Ryland Ren]

No!

But he said he loved me...

[Min Yoojin]

He did? He said it with his own mouth?

Are you sure it wasn't Roe? I wouldn't put it past Aldon to do that you know!

[Ryland Ren]

It was Aldon this time, thanks!

[Min Yoojin]

...so... he said it... after how many years?! And you think this is it? This is the last time he's going to jerk you around like a doggy chew toy?

[Ryland Ren]

But he SAID it