Chasing rainbows

[Ian Yi]

Are you not fluent in sarcasm?
You don't LOOK that innocent.

[Val Conroy]

Hahaha
I'm just fucking with you man, relax

Drug dealers are getting hotter these days huh?

[Ian Yi]

I've got my fingers in a few pies, you could say. Not just drugs.

[Val Conroy]

Oh yeah? What kinds of
Pies?

[Ian Yi]

Depends on how you're asking. Business or pleasure?

[Val Conroy]

Do people eat pies for business? :P

Why not both?

[Ian Yi]

The answer is different depending on which you choose.

[Val Conroy]

You always this cryptic?

Pleasure then
I'm not much for business anyway. No money sense, you know?

[Ian Yi]

I've been called a "troll" before.

(And was insulted until he realized what it meant.)

It also depends what you derive pleasure from. I have a pretty collection of boys at my disposal. No women however so...

[Val Conroy]

Not looking like that you're not

And what do you mean? You want me to pay for a prostitute or help you find guys to whore out or...?
How's this gonna help me score drugs even?

*dumb*

[Ian Yi]

It's always the pretty ones...

[Val Conroy]

Well then doesn't that also include you?

So
Right back at you man

*so dumb*

Look, let's cut the crap.
$20 for drugs. I don't have $20.
What can I do to get them that doesn't involve me giving up a liver or a kidney?

[Ian Yi]

You can spend the night with me.

[Val Conroy]

That's all?

(Shut up, Val, don't blow it. You're coming out the winner in this deal!)

Sure, I'll do that.

Wait
You're not into some freaky shit are you? I don't do S&M or bondage or whatever

[Ian Yi]

Oh that's too bad. I do.