The golden voice

[Roh Geulimja]

What if I'm a kind she doesn't like?

[Tim Zhong]

Well... then... just buy something and she'll like you again. *laughs* She won't hate you, don't worry. She doesn't even know you!

[Roh Geulimja]

*nervous sweating* Well, if you think so...

[Tim Zhong]

I know so cause she's my mom! Don't sweat it, it's all good! But just between you and me... what do you think you are?

[Roh Geulimja]

I don't...

Remember the last thing I researched?

[Tim Zhong]

*blink blink* Ooohhhh you think you're a... That's pretty tricky.

[Roh Geulimja]

...you're telling me. I didn't even know they existed until recently so I just...

[Tim Zhong]

...thought you were... weird? With the urges and stuff?

[Roh Geulimja]

Weird doesn't cover it. I thought I was... I don't know. A creep?

[Tim Zhong]

Sooo... how have you been getting... energy? How old are you anyway?!

[Roh Geulimja]

....25.

[Tim Zhong]

AND YOU'RE NOT DEAD?!

[Roh Geulimja]

Almost... a few times. I've been to the ER more times than I can count because I didn't know what was happening.

[Tim Zhong]

Oh man! Good thing you told me! I know somebody who's an incubus. I'm pretty sure he could show you the ropes, if you want.

...but I'm pretty sure my mom's gonna give you the big talk about safe sex once she meets you though...

[Roh Geulimja]

/relieved

That sounds helpful. The first part, anyway. The second part... I already know.