Fallout

[Reagan Ryang]

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 09:55 AM
Hey your little boyfriend left his library card at my cabin

Come get it before I toss it in the trash

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 10:08 AM
Are you serious?

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 02:36 PM
I know

Who the hell even goes to the library anymore when there's the whole internet at your fingertips?

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 04:10 PM
Hey!


That too. But I meant you're seriously gonna make
Me go back for it?

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 04:17 PM
........

Yeah. I'm not running after you, I'm not your mom.

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 04:39 PM
You're still there, though, aren't you?

Why are you still there?

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 04:45 PM
What do you care?

I just didn't want to ride in the same car back with you and your little bf making stupid googly eyes at each other.

Got enough of THAT all damn weekend.

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 05:47 PM
What so you're stuck out there?

Hahaha

Is that the real reason you want me to come back? Loser

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 05:50 PM
STFU

I am not STUCK, I can get a cab or something

Stop smirking, asshole

It's your fault I'm stuck here anyway!

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 07:14 PM
Aw. You ARE stuck.

Want me to come pick you up, baby?

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 07:21 PM
Fuck off, I'm not your baby

Smug bastard, I don't need shit from you

(Couple of minutes pass)

When can you get here?

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 07:32 PM
Hahaha

I'll head out in like half an hour. Think you can wait that long? ;)

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 07:42 PM
Why can't you head out now?!

I've run out of food and WORST OF ALL

I'm out of booze

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 07:51 PM
Can I say goodbye to my boyfriend first? Shiiiit.

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 07:55 PM
FFS you pussy whipped SOB you're not leaving for 10 years!

It's just a drive out to the cabin and back!

What the fuck do you need to "say goodbye" for?? You've been together 5 years, a couple of hours apart won't fucking kill you!

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 08:03 PM
Fuck, what are you starving to death this very second??

Fine. I'm getting in the fucking car now.

But just saying that you're more of a pussy whipper than Alva is!

demanding asshole. Shit.

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 08:07 PM
Okay but you're the one getting whipped so think about that Reagan Ryang

Jesus Christ, you'd think I wanted you to drive to the edge of the earth or something

How do you guys not get sick of each other? 5 years and you're still

like this. Ugh.

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 08:16 PM
Fuck you
For being right.

Just fuck you.

I should make you walk.

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 08:20 PM
I'm always right, bitch. 

And you could make me walk, but then I'd get tired, and in my tiredness I might ACCIDENTALLY let slip to Alva that you and I almost kissed at the cabin, before loverboy showed up.

Wouldn't that be just heartbreaking~?

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 08:28 PM
/no longer smirking

Shut up. That isn't what happened.

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 29 2017, 08:31 PM
No? Funny, I was there and it seemed like it to me.

Maybe we should let Alva decide. Hmmm... I think I still have his number, maybe I'll just text him real quick...


[Incoming message from: Alva Ren]

RaeRae! I need your help! Can you come over right now?

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 08:36 PM
To Alva:

What? What is it? Whatever Josh said just ignore him. He's full
Of Shit.

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 29 2017, 08:47 PM
What Josh? Josh who hates me for no reason and refers to me by my SPECIES Josh? Why would he say anything to me?

I just... really need you tonight. Are you busy or something?

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 09:28 PM
FUCK. If I bail on Josh, he's going to talk shit. And if I bail on Alva, I'm the asshole boyfriend who bailed when his boyfriend needed him! FUUUCK.

To Alva:

I'm kinda busy but I should be able to see you if you give me a couple hours. How urgent is it? :(

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 29 2017, 09:37 PM
Well... if you care about the happiness of your best friend and also my cousin, then it's... pretty darn urgent.

But if you're really busy then I guess I'll ask some other guy to help me.

Are you okay though Rae? Is everything okay with you and Josh? Why did you think he was going to say anything to me? (I mean... aside from his usual mean comments.)

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 29 2017, 09:47 PM
Fuck me. Guy knows how to guilt a man.

To Alva:

No, no. If it's urgent, I'll be there. Don't ask some other guy for shit.

And I'm ok. It's just the same stupid shit with me and Josh. I kinda left him back at the cabin and he's pissed but he can wait.

To Josh:

Something came up.

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 29 2017, 09:56 PM
...I ask other guys for stuff all the time, it's not a crime!

I thought he was staying for a few more days. He was all "Seeya" and shoved us out the door. I barely got my stuff out of the bedroom! Was that just an act?? Is he really stuck there?


[Incoming message from: Josh Kang]

What came up? Alva decided he couldn't live without you for 2 whole hours?

Come get me. Or so help me God, I'll really tell him about what happened at the cabin.
And to all those little foxes in the woods where you change.

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 11:10 AM
Ooh. Maybe Alva will understand.

To Alva:

Yeah. I guess he's stranded out there. I thought he had a way home but I was it. Whoops.

To Josh:

NOTHING fucking happened!

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 30 2017, 11:16 AM
[Alva Ren is typing...]

[Josh]

Maybe not, but something tells me that he's not exactly going to be happy about what DID happen either. I mean if you heard that some guy tried to kiss Alva, wouldn't you be pretty pissed too?

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 12:18 PM
To Josh:

Fuck you. Who tried to kiss who?!

Posted by: KANG TAEBIN Jul 30 2017, 12:23 PM
[Alva]

Well I guess if he's REALLY ACTUALLY stuck, you should go get him before something happens to him.

Even though he totally tried to push my chair into the lake with me sitting in it!!  http://files.b1.jcink.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif

[Josh]

Don't be childish, Rae. Are you coming or not?

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 12:33 PM
To Alva:

I love you baby. http://files.b1.jcink.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif Sorry about this.

To Josh:

OMFG I'm on my way. Don't get your balls all twisted.

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 12:36 PM
[Alva]

I love you too Rae. <3 And it's okay. You can just make it up to me some other time~ http://files.b1.jcink.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif

[Josh]

Good boy.

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 12:44 PM
To Alva:

I like where this is going. ;)

But I better stop texting unless you want me to drive into a ravine. The road going up there is the worst.

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 12:52 PM
Oh goodie!

Cause my dad needs help with that huge pine tree in our back yard, so you can help him uproot it and chip it and everything.

But I should let you drive! Drive safely Rae! Come back in one piece!! I love you!

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 12:54 PM
I take it back. I don't like where this is going no more. :(

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 01:00 PM
Not even if you get to stay the night at my house? ;)

Not even if you'll earn major points with my parents?

And especially with meeee~?

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 01:17 PM
Only for you, Alva. Only for you.

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 02:49 PM
Well

You'd better not be chopping down anybody else's trees in their back yards Reagan Ryang!!

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 03:37 PM
Is that a euphemism?

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 04:02 PM
Depends

On what you think the euphemism is

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 04:48 PM
It's be a painful one if it's what I'm thinking.

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 06:04 PM
Broken legs will definitely be involved if you're thinking what I'm thinking you're thinking.

And crushed you-know-whats.

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 06:17 PM
Hey! Leave the you-know-whats alone! I'm an innocent man, I tells ya!

(While sweating bullets about Josh)

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 06:36 PM
Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much!!

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 06:44 PM
You know, I never know how to react to that...

like if I keep protesting, what's that say? But if I stop, what's THAT say?

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 07:11 PM
Hehe

You know what Rae?

99/100 people wouldn't believe me when I tell them this but

You're kinda innocent, in your own way. It's real cute

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 07:49 PM
You take that back!

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 07:53 PM

No, I'm sorry baby, it's the truth.

You're an adorable little innocent puppy dog sometimes

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 08:04 PM
Don't say that around ANY of my friends.

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 08:05 PM
Oh I would never do that! I wouldn't want to embarrass you!

I just say it to all MY friends.

(He's laughing uncontrollably like the evil fox that he is)

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 30 2017, 08:09 PM
You sly little.....

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 30 2017, 08:26 PM
You're just proving my point!!

Omg I love you Rae. You don't know how funny you are

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 31 2017, 07:58 AM
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE.

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 31 2017, 08:14 AM
I'll explain it the next time you come over!

Too bad you have to pick up Josh or you could come over now. I'm all alone here you know. ;-)

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 31 2017, 11:17 AM
Stop tempting me!!! You're such a tease.

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 31 2017, 11:24 AM
Tempt you? Moi? Never~

I'm just saying, I'm all alone in a big old empty house, for several hours. It'd be nice to have some company~

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 31 2017, 11:46 AM
:(

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 31 2017, 11:51 AM
: P Dummy

I'll be here waiting when you get back so

Get back in one piece! Don't drive like a maniac

Posted by: REAGAN RYANG Jul 31 2017, 03:35 PM
Cant wiat! hittng the hillssss now, see ya, lvoe uuu

Posted by: ALVA REN Jul 31 2017, 04:21 PM
...lvoe u too...

DRIVE SAFE