Your footprints are all over my heart

[Ryland Ren]

But what if ROE ends up in a relationship with Gregg because he can't say NO?

[Aldon Huang]

I don't see the problem in that

You get me

Gregg gets almost-me

Roe stops hanging out with the pez dispenser

???

Profit

[Ryland Ren]

I don't know, that doesn't seem like it'd work out so great for Gregg and Roe though...

[Aldon Huang]

Why not? Gregg wouldn't know the difference. YOU didn't that one time you smooched Roe!

[Ryland Ren]

(blushes)

That doesn't even count! You guys look alike! But once they spend enough time together, it's going to become obvious!!

[Aldon Huang]

It does too count! It counts for 60 million!!

Maybe once he gets to know Roe he'll like him! You don't know!

[Ryland Ren]

So all this time, I could have saved myself some heartache by being with ROE? Hm....

[Aldon Huang]

I SAID GREGG NOT YOU

YOU CAN ONLY EVER LOVE ME!!!!!!!

[Ryland Ren]

Too late, I'm liking this idea. 

[Aldon Huang]

FINE

Then go find Roe and

And marry him instead if you like him so much!!

[Ryland Ren]

You're acting twelve.

[Aldon Huang]

I'm acting at LEAST 14! 

[Ryland Ren]

It's really hard to love you right now.

[Aldon Huang]

 

You love me

Don't pretend to be all mature when a minute ago you were trying to bait me with ROE! My own twin!

[Ryland Ren]

Like you wouldn't do the same if I had a twin.