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[Jules Lemaire]

I know. But you said I could say it.

[Andre Lemaire]

Yes Jules, I did. But from now on we don't say that word ever again, all right?

And. Mommy didn't mean it, sweetheart. Sometimes, people say bad things when they're upset.

[Jules Lemaire]

Oh no.

[Andre Lemaire]

Oh no? ...did you do something bad?

[Jules Lemaire]

No!

...yeah.

A little...

[Andre Lemaire]

Did you make an account on a website with my name?

[Jules Lemaire]

...daddy don't be mad.

[Andre Lemaire]

I'm not mad, Jules. I'm... Disappointed. But if you tell the truth, everything will be okay.

[Jules Lemaire]

Yes. But I thought you wanted a boyfriend...

[Andre Lemaire]

A b-- (not sure if he wants to laugh or cry)

What makes you think that?

[Jules Lemaire]

Because I thought you were
um
gay...

[Andre Lemaire]

I

Uh

I think we should have a sit down talk about this later, Jules. But. I'm not mad. Okay? And I love you very much.

[Jules Lemaire]

I'm sorry, dad. /near tears

[Andre Lemaire]

*softly* No, I'm sorry Jules. You were only trying to help.

Hey! Guess what? Lala can come to the park with us today!

[Jules Lemaire]

She can?!