My brother can beat up your brother

[Andrew Zhong]

uh cuz its a weird thing to say to your BROTHER?

[Kero Sima]

No it's not.

Why is it weird? Kin's not like PERVING on me. 

[Andrew Zhong]

js most bros say stuff like "damn man u ugly" even when they're teasing.

ur bro is weird af

[Kero Sima]

Could you

Could you like
stop texting me with chatspeak? Just type out the words like a normal person man

And that's just YOUR messed up family okay? Maybe Tim calls you ugly or whatever but Kin's a nice brother. He never ever calls me names.

[Andrew Zhong]

ugh fine

it's faster though

and that's because he's a soft queer.

[Kero Sima]

He's a what?

Are you feeling okay? 

*gives Andy a weirded out look*

You're acting like you're offended or something that MY OWN BROTHER calls me CUTE

[Andrew Zhong]

I'm fine! I'm not offended, dummy.

[Kero Sima]

Then why's it such a big deal for Kin to say I'm cute?

Are you jealous Tim doesn't think you're cute??

[Andrew Zhong]

shut up i'm not jealous

[Kero Sima]

Aha! You ARE jealous!

Tim calls you ugly and stuff and he's always ditching you for those weird roid heads! But Kin spends lots of time with me and he thinks I'm a cute little brother!

You're jeeeeeaaalous~

[Andrew Zhong]

At least Tim's still HERE

[Kero Sima]

SO WHAT?

Kin won't leave me!

[Andrew Zhong]

Ever think he's only still around because of you?
you're just holding him back

[Kero Sima]

What? No way! I'm not holding him back!

Kin likes doing stuff with me and he's staying here cause he doesn't know what he wants to do in college!
And

Even if he goes to college he'll still live at home. He said so!

[Andrew Zhong]

for YOU though.

I seen him at dance class, he's like a whole other person