The book thief

[Allan Su]

Big sister wisdom kicking in, hm?

I am 100% emphatically not into the man at the bookstore. In fact, if I never hear from him again, so much the better!

[Amara Su]

Are you into ANYONE right now?

[Allan Su]

Not that I know of?

I told you
I am perfect hermit material

[Amara Su]

Aww, I think you two would be cute together.

Him yelling at you, you mumbling at him...

[Allan Su]

...that is a ridiculous scenario. 

If anything, you and the yelling one would get along. You both seem
Outgoing.

[Amara Su]

But see, we all need somebody to balance us out. So I need the intellectual quiet guy to bring me back down to earth when I get too loud or dream too much. And you...

I suppose you need somebody more adventurous to help you out of your shell a little bit!

[Allan Su]

But that's what I have you for! If someone else comes along who does that, what'll you do with your life??

(It's a joke.)

[Amara Su]

Holy crap, you're right!

You can't ditch me for some guy/girl that's just ME!

[Allan Su]

Yes, exactly.

Wait what?

[Amara Su]

It'd be weird! You already have me as a sister! You don't want to DATE your sister, do you? lmao

[Allan Su]

No...

That joke got away from me, I feel like...

But I would like to date somebody with a big heart like you
Who
Won't boss me around too much

[Amara Su]

Aw, why're you so sweet?

We'll find you somebody. We'll find me somebody. I know we'll be happy though, regardless.

[Allan Su]

Only to my big sister.

And if we don't find anybody, we'll always have each other

[Amara Su]

Hm, you know what? That's true. I'm special. ;)

And you know it, we'll always have each other.

All right so do you want to check in on this guy or not?

[Allan Su]

I hear that ego inflating... Hehe. You are special, though.

Also yes, I want to make sure he's good and gone. And that way I can browse in peace, without somebody yelling in my ear all the time.