The book thief

Amara Su · Sep 20, 2017, 09:32 AM

You BETTER not!

Allan Su · Sep 20, 2017, 09:38 AM

Can't stop me!

Amara Su · Sep 20, 2017, 09:41 AM

What if I find it before you can?

Allan Su · Sep 20, 2017, 09:45 AM

I think that's breaking and entering big sister

Amara Su · Sep 20, 2017, 09:51 AM

I liked you better when you were being a sweet kid.

Allan Su · Sep 20, 2017, 09:57 AM

I am sweet!
Who else would I joke like this to though?

Amara Su · Sep 20, 2017, 10:01 AM

Taking it out on dear old sis huh. Maybe we do need to find you a man. Girl, whatever, I'm not judging and you know it.

Allan Su · Sep 20, 2017, 10:05 AM

Make it sound terrible why don't you?!
I'm just comfortable with you!

Also
You get one first

Amara Su · Sep 20, 2017, 10:05 AM

Is this because I'm older?

Allan Su · Sep 20, 2017, 10:08 AM

Yes
Absolutely

You have to set a good example!

Amara Su · Sep 20, 2017, 10:14 AM

You better hope I pick a good one then.

Allan Su · Sep 20, 2017, 10:28 AM

Naturally that person will have to get past the Allan test.

Amara Su · Sep 20, 2017, 11:52 AM

What does that entail?

Allan Su · Sep 20, 2017, 11:55 AM

5 3-hour written exams and a criminal record check

Amara Su · Sep 20, 2017, 12:12 PM

SHEESH. I don't think I'd even require that for you!

I mean, the background check, sure but why essays?

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