From Fable To Fumble

[Ryland Ren]

Oh now you're giving me warm and fuzzies, Aldon Huang.

[Aldon Huang]

What was the feeling I gave you before? Cold and scratchy? 

But I know~
I'm a charmer~ :3

[Ryland Ren]

You even managed to make hot cheese seductive somehow.

/laughs

[Aldon Huang]

Welllll that's technically you

You made wearing hot cheese look good. ;)

[Ryland Ren]

Yeah but I'm pretty sure I never would have slopped it on myself.

[Aldon Huang]

Well
Yeah

The expression of pain and rage completed the Look, you know? And like the bits of nacho clinging to your uniform?   

[Ryland Ren]

I think I even had some in my ear. 

[Aldon Huang]

Ewwww you never told me that!

I mean
Rawrr, sexy

[Ryland Ren]

Hahaha!

And the real truth comes out!

Nacho cheese is insidious, Aldon.

[Aldon Huang]

Now I'm imagining you naked, with cheese leaking out your ears........ 

[Ryland Ren]

that's...
so unflattering
It might be the worst thing you've ever said to me

[Aldon Huang]

It's the worst thing I've ever imagined

Even you being naked can't save that one... 

[Ryland Ren]

Stop imagining it then!

[Aldon Huang]

I can't! It's haunting me!!

[Ryland Ren]

......
goodnight