Whisper

[Alva Ren]

Rae
I think Ryland's ignoring my texts

I'm pretty sure he's shacking up with Aldon right now so I need you to yell at him for me

[Reagan Ryang]

You want me to go knock down his door?

[Alva Ren]

What if they're doing it though?

Just yell. Really menacingly

[Reagan Ryang]

Like I'm afraid of catching a couple animals fucking lol

[Alva Ren]

I want you to scare them, not scar them for life! :P

I can't believe Ry asked me to cockblock him and then he just ran off on me!! :(

[Reagan Ryang]

He asked you to what?

(Laughing too hard to text the rest)

[Alva Ren]

To cockblock!

He said he needed me to help him... Not have sex with Aldon... We had an agreement!!!

[Reagan Ryang]

Okay so you couldn't do it but I can. I'll scare the boners out of them.

[Alva Ren]

(laughing out loud at boners part)

I'm not as good at scaring people as you are!

I'll give them my Really Disappointed Face though. For 7 hours straight!

[Reagan Ryang]

Then it'll be a double whammy.

[Alva Ren]

And they said we wouldn't make a good team! Psh

[Reagan Ryang]

They said a lot of things but they don't know us.

[Alva Ren]

We're still going strong! 💪

Oh! You know that guy at the library? Turns out he doesn't do sun magic. :(

[Reagan Ryang]

Shit. Sorry. Does he know one at least?

[Alva Ren]

Doesn't look like it. :( Back to square one for Alva

He seemed like a nice guy though! His name is Susumu. Isn't that a cute name??

(a minute later)

But Rae's a cute name too!!