You’ve been running and I’ve been hiding

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Pretty sure you know I'm messing with you
But

I'm messing with you

[Edel Ziegler]

Yeah you better be

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

I'm not becoming an alcoholic overnight anyway!

...
That takes YEARS of dedication and training and we both know I don't have the concentration for it!

[Edel Ziegler]

I think most alcoholics don't even believe they ARE alcoholics

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Well you have to admit

I make alcoholism look good 🌟

[Edel Ziegler]

We really need to find you some hobbies

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

I have hobbies! I
Do things!

[Edel Ziegler]

Like what?

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

I


Take the bus

And I'm exceptionally good at
Sitting in the closet 😤

[Edel Ziegler]

You could at least say you golf or play tennis like other rich guys 😆

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

But you know those things are untrue.
I hate golf, it's boring. And tennis hurts my wrist.

Anyway no more rich guy stuff for me! I'm going to have to learn how to live
Like normal people

[Edel Ziegler]

That's why it's a joke. 😆

Maybe I should teach you to swim properly.

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

This sounds like an excuse to see me half-naked...

[Edel Ziegler]

It wasn't originally
But I guess it could be

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

I'll take that as a yes

Not that you strictly need an excuse. I'd happily be half-naked for you. ;)