You’ve been running and I’ve been hiding

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Who's going to finish all the bottles if we don't?? The neighbors?

[Edel Ziegler]

How many did you buy?!

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Enough!

[Edel Ziegler]

..... I'm
Done

Just

Do whatever the hell youre doing

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

I'm coming home!
Or I was before the bus stopped.

Coming home to you! AND the only reason I was drinking was so I could go over and get your stuff from the neighbors cause it's too embarrassing to go over sober and god knows you'd never make it over there.

I was gonna bribe them with half the booze
So
You're welcome

I'll just do that and then go throw myself off a cliff
everybody would be a lot better off if I did anyway

[Edel Ziegler]

Okay okay

Don't do anything rash



The bus still hasn't moved?

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

No, I'm literally dying here

Come get me
Borrow the neighbor's car
Come get me and we can get your stuff back

[Edel Ziegler]

All right, just
stay put

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Can you bring a jacket? It's cold!

...


Oh I was sitting on
The frozen pizza.......

[Edel Ziegler]

...
Just
stay put, will you?

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Where else would I go?!

[Edel Ziegler]

I don't know
You're drunk

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

I'm not DRUNK drunk!
Just drunk enough to have enough courage to go talk to the neighbors whose rainbow float I gave you a blowjob on, so I can get your clothes back so you don't have to keep wearing mine!

Not DRUNK drunk!

[Edel Ziegler]

Drunk enough to bring that up

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Hey! This is my default level of drunk!

And I didn't hear no complaining at the time, thank you very much. So I didn't do too badly for someone who only did it for the second time in his life, and you might as well accept that it happened and it was good.

Or at least
passable