Dude

[Luka Hollister]

Oh hell yeah, I thought this would be much harder!

She's totally into you.

[Gael Simon Delgado]

I don't know.
I think she just
wants to be friends

[Luka Hollister]

Because she told you it's not a date? But is totally willing to just go out and have a meal with you after telling you that. This girl is conflicted, which is great for us.

Now the trick is to know that it's a date, but act like it's not.

Keep it cool and casual. Lull her into a false sense of security. Then before you know it, she'll be opening up to you and seeing you as more than a friend.

Works every time.

[Gael Simon Delgado]

How do you know though?
You seem so damn sure

I don't know

[Luka Hollister]

How are you gonna marry a girl when you can't handle a non-date date with her?!

Are you like
Secretly freaking out right now? I feel like you are.

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Maybe
Kinda

Our family isn't that lucky with this shit

[Luka Hollister]

Has your family ever had a fabulous and insightful
And most importantly sneaky ass gay man help you out?

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Since Emilio is our only gay man and he's about as sneaky as a buffalo
No

[Luka Hollister]

Oh he's one of those gays! That's adorable! 😍

But the point is
I'm here now
And I am the best at what I do

Which is meddle and make couples happen

[Gael Simon Delgado]

What kind is that? 😆

I still have my doubts but yeah

[Luka Hollister]

The kind that doesn't give us a bad name~

also how dare you
I got you a date and you repay me with doubt?!

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Are you saying you give yourself a bad name?

I still don't think it's actually a date...

[Luka Hollister]

I do, more times than I can count!

And it's a date. Period.

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Dates end with a kiss.

[Luka Hollister]

This is probably why she's not calling it a date, you silly silly man.

Kisses don't just magically happen, okay. You have to work for them. Set up the right moment, guide her along to the final destination. And then make it seem like it was alllll spontaneous.

You're not ready for it yet. Stick to pie. Maybe a hug or a kiss on the cheek. Tops.