Dude

[Luka Hollister]

Tsk tsk tsk

You have so much to learn, young man. The gays don't work that way!

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Then how would it work?

[Luka Hollister]

We're going to make her think it's all her idea. Then she'll be happy, you'll be happy, and I finally get to plan the wedding of your dreams.

[Gael Simon Delgado]

What? No! I don't want to manipulate her!

[Luka Hollister]

Believe me, honey, a woman who doesn't want to get married wouldn't get married, so it's hardly manipulation.

Some women just
need a little nudge in the right direction

[Gael Simon Delgado]

I think it's more realistic to date before talking about weddings...

[Luka Hollister]

Oh and how have things gone on that front, my dude? How many dates have you asked her on?

[Gael Simon Delgado]

I've asked her!

She just
you know
has work to do

[Luka Hollister]

Mm
Work

And here you are refusing help

[Gael Simon Delgado]

I do know how to ask a girl out you know

[Luka Hollister]

I'm going out on a limb here and saying that you do know how to ask girls out
Girls that you're only interested in sleeping with

While you keep yourself emotionally distant because in your heart you really want that one girl
But you don't know how to get into HER heart, even though you sense something between you two

I know
I'm good

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Ouch.

[Luka Hollister]

So just
let me help you

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Only if you drop this wedding thing

[Luka Hollister]

I'll drop it for now
On the condition that when it's time for the wedding, you let me plan it