Dude

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Hell yeah I'm in the prime of life

...

But sometimes I feel ancient so
You're not totally wrong

[Luka Hollister]

Aww you just have an old soul in a
Hot young body 

[Gael Simon Delgado]

You're not the first person to say that, oddly enough.

[Luka Hollister]

That you have a hot young body? 🤣

[Gael Simon Delgado]

The old soul part mostly

[Luka Hollister]

They were thinking the hot body part 😏

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Gotta keep working out
I don't wanna be one of those dudes with the dad bod

[Luka Hollister]

Something tells me that won't be an issue...

But also you know, you gotta keep fit for your special lady friend! You should just tell me her name now, so your brother and I can start planning for your wedding. ;P

[Gael Simon Delgado]

I'd rather not...

[Luka Hollister]

Listen you
Do you know how much in advance you have to apply for a registry at any decent store?

The venue!
The guest list and seating arrangements!
The decor and flowers!
The personalized invitations!
The cake!

We need a decent head start here! Our reputations are on the line!

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Now you're starting to sound like my abuela...

[Luka Hollister]

I mean all you have to do is show up in a tux and not throw up at the altar!

We planners have to do all the rest!

So cough it up buddy! The name. And measurements if you have them, wedding dresses are EXTREMELY hard to find.

Ooh or I could MAKE her a dress! It would be totally unique, no basic bitch department store dress for our girl!

[Gael Simon Delgado]

Oh hell no
If I tell you who she is, she's going to show up at my door demanding why some random guy contacted her about getting married

[Luka Hollister]

You MUST give me more credit than that, come on. Do you think I'd just march up to her door and demand that she marry someone?

[Gael Simon Delgado]

We just met! I don't know!