Take it from me

[Jaime Garcia]

Wonder if I can downgrade you to the cargo hold

With what are you blackmailing my sister, that she's so nice to you
And an absolute dick to me?

[Rey Nino]

What the fuck are you talking about?
I didn't blackmail your sister!

And maybe she's a dick to you because you're a dick.
Like I said, maybe you're the problem.

[Jaime Garcia]

Do you not understand sarcasm or hyperbole? Like are you serious about everything? My god

I'm not the problem
I'm only the problem when we run out of booze and drugs

[Rey Nino]

......

I think you're even worse with the booze and drugs.

[Jaime Garcia]

Wait you've seen me with booze and drugs? When?

[Rey Nino]

Apparently you were too high to notice me.
Edel's taken me to a few of your parties.

[Jaime Garcia]

Really?
You were there at the parties?

Okay
Well maybe I am worse with them but
Parties are boring without them

[Rey Nino]

Only a couple of them.
I never felt welcome so I didn't spend much time there.
But you were there, being a jackass.

[Jaime Garcia]

Well I got news for you
I'm a jackass to everybody who comes to my parties

The thing you should realize is
I could have had you thrown out and I did not

[Rey Nino]

yeah because you didn't know I was THERE

[Jaime Garcia]

There's a thing called a guest list
And being blacklisted

[Rey Nino]

Even if I'm there with Edel?
You're going to keep him from going?

[Jaime Garcia]

Edel barely drinks, he's no fun at any party now
He only drank so he had enough courage to make out with Cris
The dumbass

[Rey Nino]

I'm sure that's not the reason.

/pissed

[Jaime Garcia]

(He's just saying it to piss Rey off. What an asshole lmao)

Pretty sure it is
You ever see him go so hard at the bottle that he's barely coherent?
Bet you haven't

Liquid courage
The sad thing is, he still thinks nobody knows