Take it from me

[Jaime Garcia]

Hola chico~

Seen Edel lately?

Rey Nino

[Rey Nino]

He lives with me.
Why would you even ask me that?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah we know
You won't let him out of your sight

That was sarcastic
And social commentary

He's not answering his phone
I need him to come down to my place tonight

[Rey Nino]

I'll tell him when I see him.

[Jaime Garcia]

Tell him now

It's important

[Rey Nino]

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He's not answering for me either.

[Jaime Garcia]

Wtf do you mean
He always answers you
He's like a dog

[Rey Nino]

Maybe it's out of battery.

[Jaime Garcia]

Wow

You literally had one job

[Rey Nino]

Fuck off!
It's not my job to leash him for whatever you think counts as IMPORTANT.

[Jaime Garcia]

Then what good are you?

Why are we keeping you around if not to keep an eye on Edel 24/7?

[Rey Nino]

You have nothing to do with whether I'm around or not.

[Jaime Garcia]

You think that

But you'd be wrong, chico

[Rey Nino]

What are you trying to imply?
That you LET Edel be with me?

Rigggght.

[Jaime Garcia]

No WE let Edel be with you

Dating down might be fun for a little while
An amusing pastime
But once shit hits the fan, you two wouldn't last a day