You just want attention

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Also you're wrong
I will marry Jen
One day

Once Jaime stops being an asshole long enough for me to enjoy the idea of joining that family

[Edel Ziegler]

That's the most valid reason I've heard from you.

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

What really? I've come up with plenty of valid reasons before! How come this one sticks?

Shit
I thought the one about us being too young was good
Like
It made me sound mature you know?

[Edel Ziegler]

Rey's brother is married and he's younger than you two.

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Don't think I don't hear that from Jen
And he married his high school sweetheart too

Sadly I'm not Rey's brother
And if I were I might off myself

[Edel Ziegler]

Drop it.

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Drop
My pants?

: D

[Edel Ziegler]

I wouldn't suck your dick if it was the last dick in the world
Gross

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

You didn't specify jerk!

Okay I'll drop
The beat?


Untz untz untz untzzzz

[Edel Ziegler]

Life of the party right here

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

I'm a man of many talents! <3 That's why you love me

Alsoooo
Jaime is blowing up my phone asking where you are

I'm
Not going to say anything
Because he'll want to come along
And Jen will come
And
Just no

[Edel Ziegler]

Yeah um
He's blowing up my phone too
And so is Rey

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

You're boarding soon right?
Like
Preferably right now?

Think they found out about your plan?

[Edel Ziegler]

Yeah
And I don't think so?

Maybe I should say something before I get on the flight

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Don't tell them where I am! I mean Jaime knows I'm in the states but don't tell him where specifically

Just tell them you're going on a trip or something
For work 😬