You just want attention

[Edel Ziegler]

okay
where the hell are you?

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

Who sold me out?
How did you get this number?

[Edel Ziegler]

a little birdy told me.
seriously, where the hell are you?

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

If you're not giving me a straight answer I'm not giving you one

Nvm I know who

Jaime right?
Or Jennifer? Did she get those detectives on me
Again?

[Edel Ziegler]

does it matter WHO?
what are you even doing?

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

It does matter because I have to know which of my best friends is a traitor

Why are you even trying to find me?
You heard what happened. You should be staying far away

[Edel Ziegler]

yeah I heard what happened
why's that mean I have to stay far away?
feels like the opposite

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

The paparazi are all over the place
They'll drag you into this and dig up dirt on you too
You know how they are

Stop looking for me
I'm okay

[Edel Ziegler]

I've known you since kindergarten
you're not okay

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

You know I've always hated how stubborn you are

You can't even come here
What about your job? Are you going to bring your boyfriend?
Don't bring him. He's annoying

[Edel Ziegler]

tell me something new

what about my job? it'll still be here when I get back
and what is with you and Rey?
you're more annoying

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

I grew a freckle on my ass from sunbathing too much during the summer

I'm not more annoying than Rey, he's the most annoying person on the planet
Jennifer agrees
Or she would if
I didn't leave without telling her

[Edel Ziegler]

wtf man

no he's not
and she'll agree with anything you say
EVEN AFTER YOU LEFT HER IN THE DUST TOO

[Cristoval de Azcarate]

You said tell you something new
It's new *smug*

He is, you're just blinded by dick or ass or whatever you guys get up to that I don't want to know about
Is she super mad?
Did she find a new boyfriend already?

[Edel Ziegler]

you've stared at your own ass enough to know when there's a new freckle?

I'm not blinded by either, even if they're both nice to look at
two years might look like a blink to you and Jen but it's not
and she's fucking raging, idiot
and not yet but Hector is this close to closing in on her while she's vulnerable
idiot