Going to hell in a handbasket

[Kylar Sheridan]

Oh borrrrring.

Okay so once he set me up with this clown he met from the bar
And the guy was so handsy like from the start
Which wouldn't be a problem I guess but his breath was real bad
And he kept getting real close to me and ughhh

[Hanale Noem]

Oh God nightmare situation right there!
I've had a couple of very... hands on dates too, who didn't understand that no doesn't secretly mean yes, it
Means
No
😡

Where does Will even find these guys? I'm starting to think the problem is him, not us!

[Kylar Sheridan]

It is!

I think he's one of those guys who's like
I have a gay friend
You're gay right?
Go fuck!

[Hanale Noem]

Hah joke's on him this time!
We're going to float around on a giant inner tube

And maybe we'll fuck, maybe we won't

But it won't be because of him!

[Kylar Sheridan]

Yeah! He can't tell us what to do!

[Hanale Noem]

We're grown men ffs

...
admittedly I sounded like a teenager just now
but
I'm in charge of my own life
damnit

[Kylar Sheridan]

We do kinda sound like teenagers. Haha!
But seriously...
Time to take our lives back!

[Hanale Noem]

Damn straight we are!

We're going to have a good time
Independent of Will's meddling!

I mean we would've bumped into one another eventually

[Kylar Sheridan]

Yeah!
You could have
come in with a sick animal!

[Hanale Noem]

Yes!

Or you could have
Bought a house in Portland!
Or sprained your ankle near my lake house! Who knows!

[Kylar Sheridan]

I don't have the money for buying houses right now. T^T
Student debt is a killer!

But maybe I went to an open house to pretend one day...

[Hanale Noem]

Hahaha that's adorable
Do you do that sometimes? 😋

[Kylar Sheridan]

If I say yes does that make
Me a time waster?
And a loser?

[Hanale Noem]

No
But you've been going to the wrong open houses ;)

[Kylar Sheridan]

What happens at yours?