Going to hell in a handbasket

[Hanale Noem]

Nope
I'm staying true 😇

Honestly I can't wait to meet you
Not being desperate or anything but it's been a while since i've had fun talking to someone

[Kylar Sheridan]

Hahaha awwww well
I mean I have fun
Just not as much lately apparently
Not to my friends' standards

[Hanale Noem]

We're not having enough fun for Will
But I admit, maybe this wasn't a terrible idea

[Kylar Sheridan]

Like okay I'm not big on the club scene
Why's that so bad? :(

But it
Wasn't.
A bad idea that is 😊

[Hanale Noem]

Clubs are not the place to form meaningful connections
Great place to find someone for the night but
Not looking for that so much these days

[Kylar Sheridan]

I never was...
I guess I should warn you I'm not usually a casual one night stand type

[Hanale Noem]

Let's agree not to push anything
But also if something happens, hey
Go with the flow right?

[Kylar Sheridan]

Right!

You're not all scared off now are you?

[Hanale Noem]

Scared?
Because you know what you want?

Of course not. I didn't invite you over solely to have sex.

[Kylar Sheridan]

Oh thank god!
Haha...

Not that I don't want to or won't
Just
I'm not usually uhhhh
Promiscuous I guess.

[Hanale Noem]

Right time, right moment, right person kind of thing?

But also
I wouldn't buy a giant inner tube for just a booty call 😉

[Kylar Sheridan]

Exactly!
Will doesn't really totally understand it

Or
Maybe he does...

[Hanale Noem]

I think Will knows what he's doing
This time

And only this time. All those other times he's been completely off base

[Kylar Sheridan]

Sounds like a story!

Do tell!
I have some too

[Hanale Noem]

Oh God where do I even start 🤦‍♂️ I know he means well but that guy is not a good judge of character!

He set me up with a budding actor once
Spent 90 minutes listening to his one man speech on his 'philosophy on acting'