Going to hell in a handbasket

[Hanale Noem]

Well Kylar, that's frankly a risk you're going to have to take! ;P
But something tells me that won't happen

Probably

[Kylar Sheridan]

Maaaaybe I shouldn't bring him after all
But if I leave him alone all weekend he's going to be such a drama queen.
Who needs boyfriends when you have emotionally needy rescue raccoons?

...that's a joke, of course.

[Hanale Noem]

Hahaha is this going to be a situation where we're trying to get intimate and then
Suddenly a raccoon pops up out of nowhere

[Kylar Sheridan]

NO

NO IT WILL NOT
We can keep him in a bathroom or guest room if we're trying to get intimate!
Or I'll give him a brand new kong.
He LOVES new kongs.

[Hanale Noem]

LOL Okay just checking! That sounds like a real mood killer

Alsooo
I'm going to assume a kong is a real thing...
And not a typo of 'bong'?

[Kylar Sheridan]

Haha! They're rubber toys.
Super hardcore toys that he can't rip apart in five minutes.

[Hanale Noem]

I see! My lack of pet knowledge is showing here
Get him one to be safe
Get him two!

[Kylar Sheridan]

I'll get him a backup just in case.
But they're pretty hardcore
You'll see 😊

[Hanale Noem]

If Bandit gets toys, maybe we should have some too 😃

.......
Not sex toys I don't mean those!

Unless you didn't think that in which case
I said nothing 😇

[Kylar Sheridan]

Ummmmmmmm

I don't know what you mean..... 😳

[Hanale Noem]

..good because I said nothing

So
Giant inner tube for the lake?

[Kylar Sheridan]

You want me to bring that or you have one?

[Hanale Noem]

Would you think less of me if I said
I already ordered one?

[Kylar Sheridan]

No way!
Why would I think less of you?
It's foresight!

[Hanale Noem]

😍
We're going to have to do the gay thing now

Where we sit in the inner tube with a big margarita glass with an umbrella in it

Wearing shades

😂