Going to hell in a handbasket

[Kylar Sheridan]

THANK YOU

And you are very hot, sir.
I see you have a tat. Very nice

Hahaha! That's not an actual pet though!
You don't take care of it. Right?

I have a raccoon right now. But I foster a lot of dogs and cats when the shelter can't find places for them and they're over-crowded.

[Hanale Noem]

I'm actually stalking your IG right now
You're adorable
*likes everything*

Well thank you, sir, that is most kind of you. ;P
I have 2 tattoos, actually
You will have a chance to see both this weekend~

I don't take care of it per se, but I also don't try to kill it! I get points for that right?
Bring the raccoon please. I need to touch one before I die.
Was it hurt? Is that why you're taking care of it?

[Kylar Sheridan]

/is now paranoid he has embarrassing pictures up somewhere on IG

Thanks. :3

Good! I don't have any ink... yet. I kinda want to but then I chicken out.
I wanted to be a rockstar when I was a kid, so you'd think I'd know it's basically a prerequisite!

All right, points for not killing it. They're self sufficient, anyway.
And you want me to bring him?! Haha... I mean, I could. He's wily though.
Yeah, he got caught in a hunting trap but nobody came for him. One of his legs had to be amputated so he can't go back to the wild, so he stays with me!

[Hanale Noem]

What would you get, if you were to get a tattoo?
I see pics of you with guitars. You play? Are you in a band?

The cabin's pretty big, so he can be wily all he wants in there. :)
Also
Damn that's rough. Does he have a name?

[Kylar Sheridan]

That's
also the problem.
I don't know! Haha! I'm so indecisive and I don't want to end up with something dumb just to have a tattoo!

And I'm not really in a band, just play guitar for myself mostly.
Do you play anything?

Well then... I could bring him... but don't say I didn't warn you!
His name's Bandit. Shh I know it's not original but he IS a little bandit and he looks like one!

[Hanale Noem]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1h9VlZF7-A
Who is this ADORABLE little baby!! <3

You definitely shouldn't settle for any random tattoo! You are already plenty sexy without one.

Oh wow you're so talented! I don't play and I only sound good singing in the shower
But I have talents in other areas ;)

Okay already kind of in love with Bandit the 3-legged raccoon...

[Kylar Sheridan]

Omg
Nooooo
I was so fat! 😂

Wow. Sexy! ;) You really want me.
And uhh
Uhhhh I don't know what to say to that
But I like the sound of it....??

Bandit is pretty lovable. Beware! He will cuddle up to you when you're eating things he wants and then
Bam!
Snatch it!
Like a Bandit!

[Hanale Noem]

Adorable 👼

Hahaha it's going to be a good weekend, I guarantee it ;)

But hey on a serious note, no pressure okay? I'm down to just hang out and cuddle Bandit together.

[Kylar Sheridan]

I'll bring my guitar too. I can serenade you. 🤗

Okay if you say so.
Actually I'm glad you said that.
I'm nervous.

[Hanale Noem]

Ooh how romantic
My heart~

Baby why are you nervous?

[Kylar Sheridan]

Oh you know
Cute new guy
Cabin
Stuff stuff stuff

[Hanale Noem]

Hmm
Would it help if I told you that I was nervous too?

Cute new guy
Super talented at so many things
Weekend together
😖

[Kylar Sheridan]

Yeah
surprisingly
it does help!
We're on equal footing :3

[Hanale Noem]

Okay good cause I'm crazy nervous
But also really looking forward to getting to know you better!

You and Bandit!

[Kylar Sheridan]

Hopefully me more than Bandit!
He's a show stealer though... I'm telling you, it might be a cliché name
but it's appropriate!