I'm trippin on lizard

[Lieve Averesch]

Ooh so defensive. You did! Haha!

Kinda weird he doesn't really date though.

[Mikko Ashby]

Maybe a little one! I like guys with curly hair what can I say? 😊

I think he's just too oblivious to everybody
Except you!

Any time we hang out it's lieve did this or lieve said that or lieve told him this funny thing about plants! Haha it's kind of cute.

Also in case you were unaware
A lot of the guys you date have been Cori type guys

[Lieve Averesch]

Sounds more like a little brother to me. Hero worshipping is kind of a brother thing.

And I know who I've dated thank you very much.
And they're not like Cori.
Please. Have you met Gil? Stef? Mason? Todd?

[Mikko Ashby]

I'll give you 10 points for trying but not even close, sister. That kid is not just big brother hero worshipping you.

They have elements of Cori dumbo
Gil is that quiet type, except around you, just like Cori.
Stef is obnoxious, true, but he's kind of like a Cori puppy on crack. And he has the same hair.
Mason was meh idk what you saw in him tbh

Todd
Was another little innocent

You've gone through every iteration of Cori 😂

[Lieve Averesch]

I know this is payback for not approving of Rip
But shut up already 🙄

[Mikko Ashby]

It's not!
Okay it's like 17% payback

But also
I ship you guys for real

[Lieve Averesch]

Don't ship real people Mik. It's weird.

[Mikko Ashby]

But what's gonna happen to the fanclub if the president resigns??!

Besides, it's not even a ship if it could totally be REAL

Turn around, look at Cori and tell me he's not giving you some kind of goofy grin or sappy smile

[Lieve Averesch]

Har har.

And right now he looks concerned because he just grew a bell pepper.

[Mikko Ashby]

He what

Why is he growing peppers?
Don't teach him weird stuff, he's not old enough!

[Lieve Averesch]

Long story. I'll fill you in later.

[Mikko Ashby]

What goes on over there?!

[Lieve Averesch]

What are you talking about?

[Mikko Ashby]

Y'all doing some weird stuff over there

Growing peppers
Losing track of your kid

[Lieve Averesch]

Need I remind you that he was with YOU when he got kidnapped?
And yes, his powers are very strong. I didn't do it to him.