Somebody's watching you

[Mikko Ashby]

For our sweet little innocent boy, I'm up for anything

...and I need to make sure Rip's okay.
Still not convinced he's a gangster btw.

[Lieve Averesch]

All signs point to yes he is but okay.

Just. I'll be there soon. Don't go anywhere.

[Mikko Ashby]

You don't even know him, you can't judge him! He's innocent! Like Cori, as a matter of fact.
But taller. And more handsome. You should've seen him with the kittens, omg. Melt your heart adorable.

Also
haha
Like I'm going anywhere in this hospital gown!

[Lieve Averesch]

Nobody's as innocent as Cori. 😂
You're not thinking straight because you got a crush.

And I thought you were proud of that ass.

[Mikko Ashby]

I do have a crush and it's very GAY thank you!
And I think you're thinking gay because you have a crush on Cori! Because there are more innocent people out there, I'll have you know!

Dude it's cold! I'm not flashing my butt in winter!
Summer
Maybe

[Lieve Averesch]

Like children? Is RIP 12?!

Well, wait to flash you ass at your new maybe boyfriend. I don't need to see it.

[Mikko Ashby]

Rip is NOT 12!
He's...
I think maybe mid-30s?
DO NOT EVEN
PUT THAT FACE AWAY

[Lieve Averesch]

OH HELL NO
WHAT THE HELL MIK

[Mikko Ashby]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Age is just a NUMBER
You didn't see how sweet he was today! He's everything I've been looking for!

[Lieve Averesch]

A DUDE IN HIS 30S?!
He's a creep!

[Mikko Ashby]

C'mon Lieve, don't make it sound like that
He didn't come on to me AT ALL

I made the moves on him first

[Lieve Averesch]

That's almost worse!
Why would you even want to make a move on a dude in his 30s?

[Mikko Ashby]

Because I saw something in him worth pursuing

At the festival he saw that fish game, you know? The one where you get a fish if you can throw a ball into the bowl?
He rescued all of them just so they wouldn't be taken by dumb kids and killed needlessly

He's got a solid gold heart and I think he's worth getting to know better

[Lieve Averesch]

Or he was a rich guy trying to impress people. :/

[Mikko Ashby]

You, sir, are a diehard cynic!

I thought dryads were supposed to be
I don't know, not this cynical!