It's not working out

[Coby Wyndham]

...my girlfriend. They don't like her.

Ooooh an artiste~
What kind of an artist? Painting? Drawing? Sculptures? MUSIC?

(Mixing stories in here now... lmao)

[Patrick O'Connell]

That
Seems like an utterly stupid reason to kick someone
Unless she tried to break up the band...?

Painter. He wants to paint me but for SOME REASON he can't
Quite get it right? I think they're sodding brilliant but he's a perfectionist apparently

(Haha! Sometimes it be like dat)

[Coby Wyndham]

Oh she did. She's kind of the Yoko of the band. Or was...
But it's fine! We're good together! We don't need anybody else!

What?
That doesn't make sense.
What is he not capturing about you that he wants, then?

[Patrick O'Connell]

You know what
Go for love
You can have a band any old time but love, that's pretty rare! Are you starting your own band then?

He wants to capture my... essence? My soul? I dunno mate, he's barking mad. I love my fella but god, he drives me bananas some days!

[Coby Wyndham]

That's true. Love is one in a million. <3
We are! We don't have a name yet though.

Maybe he loves you so much he has to capture you PERFECTLY.
Why doesn't he just take a photograph?

[Patrick O'Connell]

What genre of music? Pop? Pop rock? That kpop thing is catching on isn't it? You're not doing that are you?

...
He does love me... and he has more than enough photographs...
Sometimes I wonder if it's all an excuse to keep me here, to be very honest with you. :\

[Coby Wyndham]

I'm not Korean! Is that even allowed?
UM it's PUNK! Anarchy!

Here? Why does he want to stay here?

[Patrick O'Connell]

Music is music, friend! But anarchy... hm. I need to hear this!
I'll be a groupie! ;)

He has a condition that prevents him from flying overseas. Otherwise we would both be going back to Ireland.
He knows I miss home something dreadful. It's all very complicated, you know?

[Coby Wyndham]

I'll have to play something for you sometime. :))))

Oh. That's not good.
But is that going to change if he paints you?

[Patrick O'Connell]

Ohoho you charmer! Yes please do! Do you have any demos? Youtube or soundcloud stuff?

For me... no. I'm already half-way to just buying my own damn ticket home.
But I don't want to hurt him, which is why
I'm going bonkers over here waiting for him to finish his damned masterpiece!

[Coby Wyndham]

Oh yeah, yeah!
<links to youtube and soundcloud>

I don't think I understand. His condition that keeps him from flying is...
he needs to paint the perfect picture of you?

Why? That's so strange. Why can't he just do it at home?

[Patrick O'Connell]

*jams out*

Oh no darling, I didn't explain that well at all!
He has a brain tumor. Flying is dangerous for him.
And he's on all sorts of medications that hamper his creativity, apparently, so he doesn't take them but then he
He's in pain so much of the time.

...he's dying
And he wants ME to be his swan song, so to speak. That's why I can't leave

[Coby Wyndham]

Oh shit
Sorry mate
That's really heavy.

[Patrick O'Connell]

It's all right. He's more worried about this painting than about dying, to be honest!

Me
I don't know about either

Also these songs are good! Maybe you didn't need that band after all!

[Coby Wyndham]

Maybe he thinks if he never gets the painting right he'll never die.

Yeah! We didn't need them! :) We were going in way different directions anyway