Release the kraken!

[Niall Gallagher]

Without ME?

[Kenneth Branagh]

I kept you in mind while I searched

This one has a small study with a window overlooking the woods and lake, that I thought you could paint in
You'll be able to see the sunrise and sunset from our bedroom
It's closer to the shops you like than the current place
There's rooftop access for those nights you can't seem to stay still indoors

[Niall Gallagher]

You really did think of me the whole time...
I'm so flattered
but so confused
mostly flattered, I think

[Kenneth Branagh]

I think about you all the time, Poodles.

But maybe I shouldn't make major life decisions on my own
This apartment was going fast, that's why I had to rush the lease

I'm sorry
From here on out we make decisions together

[Niall Gallagher]

Aw. Be still my heart.
But I think about you all the time too

I'm sure I'll love it. Let's face it. This place is
a hovel
and a drug den.
Lots of drugs. And supes.
Just hey
Don't kill JC and Jordan. They're my friends.

[Kenneth Branagh]

They're your drug dealers, not your friends Niall
But if we start a family together
I'm going to stop hunting

Anyway
Once we've moved out we can make new friends
Normal people who don't come and go at all hours of the night

[Niall Gallagher]

Hey!
Just because they still try to sell me drugs doesn't mean they're not my friends too!

Really?
Us two legacies are dropping out?

[Kenneth Branagh]

They won't miss us in the hunting world, I'm sure

I'm not putting our child in danger
It's about time we got to experience a normal life

[Niall Gallagher]

I never liked it anyway.
Plus, I always sucked at it

...did you go and knock somebody up?
You're talking like there's a kid on the way.....

[Kenneth Branagh]

You were good
Your heart was never in it so you mailed it in

And no
How dare you suggest I'd cheat on you

[Niall Gallagher]

My heart could never be in it, I didn't even like regular hunting

Oh so that one gets a rise out of you but not the other stuff
In ter esting

[Kenneth Branagh]

You're too soft-hearted
I mean that in a good way

Also
I know what you're trying to do
And it won't work

[Niall Gallagher]

What am I trying to do?

[Kenneth Branagh]

You're trying to make me say that I love you madly, possibly even criminally, beyond what any normal man should feel for another man
That I don't want anyone to so much as look in your direction because I can't stand the thought of there being even a 0.00001% chance of losing you

That without you, I would have no will or desire to continue living because my life belongs to you, and to you only

You want me to notice you, to never take you for granted, to love you as much in 30 years as I do in this very moment

Because that's how much you love me
And you need me to love you as much, if not more, in return

Well I do
And I don't think I should have to tell you when I can just show you, Niall Gallagher, so put those tricks away
They don't work on me you wooly-headed sheep

[Niall Gallagher]

Oh but I think they did :3

Come home and ravish me you
sexy mad criminal beast you

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