Release the kraken!

[Niall Gallagher]

*shortly after, a face time request comes through*

*it's a black bunny with wide eyes fiddling with the phone*

[Kenneth Branagh]

Niall
Are you safe? Niall?

[Niall Gallagher]

*the bunny makes bunny sounds but it sounds oddly... frustrated*

*it drags the phone along the ground to a pile of clothes that could only belong to Niall*

[Kenneth Branagh]

...
you listen to me
whoever you are

if you hurt a single hair on Niall's head

i will not stop until i find you
and you don't want to know what i'll do to you when i do

[Niall Gallagher]

*Bunny flops over onto its side over dramatically*

[Kenneth Branagh]

What do you want from us?

[Niall Gallagher]

*not knowing what else to do, Bunny hops over to the detectors which are most definitely going wild

and then... there is a knock at the door...*

[Kenneth Branagh]

...
*remotely controls some of the detectors to shut off*

Who ARE you?

[Niall Gallagher]

*Knock at the door makes Niall freeze in place*

"Niall?" JC's voice filters through the door. "What's all that noise in there? You okay?"

*Bunny plants his face against the ground*

[Kenneth Branagh]

Do not open the door
Whoever you are, stay quiet

*Door handle jiggles, the lock clinks, and the door squeaks open a crack*

[Niall Gallagher]

*Bunny panics!*

*Bunny hides under the couch!*

[Kenneth Branagh]

*JC can't enter unless invited; snoops at the door for a long while* "Hm... I swear I heard voices..." *Leaves*

Fuck we need to move out
Immediately

You. Rabbit. Get back here.
Tell me where Niall is right now!

[Niall Gallagher]

*pokes head out from the couch*

*sad hazel eyes and droopy ears*

*paws at the keyboard*

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[Kenneth Branagh]

*frustrated noise*

Okay let's
Obviously you can't talk
Or you won't
But you do understand me

So
Are you a hunter?

Nod or shake your head

[Niall Gallagher]

*shakes head emphatically*