Can't run, can't hide

[Declan Finnigan]

If one more kid asks me if we're married
I'm going to torch the north field

Wade Calhoun

[Wade Calhoun]

Sorry
That would be my fault.

[Declan Finnigan]

That would be your fault, yes

Now they're calling us "the married couple"

[Wade Calhoun]

The oldest kid even called you my husband.
It was kinda cute.

[Declan Finnigan]

I don't suppose you thought to correct him? Let him know we're not, in fact, married?

You're enjoying this aren't you?

[Wade Calhoun]

I told them you were Mr. Calhoun.

Maybe a little. I like watching you squirm.
Besides it's a good cover, ain't it?

[Declan Finnigan]

...

*kicks a fence*

You're a sadist Wade Calhoun

[Wade Calhoun]

Fine fine.

I'll correct them.

[Declan Finnigan]

Don't bother
I've been telling everyone I can find that we're not married

They just think I'm trying to hide it and they're very quick to tell me that it's okay to be gay

[Wade Calhoun]

It is okay.

But if it bothers you that much I'll clear the air.

[Declan Finnigan]

I would appreciate that, Wade
But we've got a mole on the inside

[Wade Calhoun]

What do you mean?

[Declan Finnigan]

Lily

She's been telling everyone you're her dad
I think she's enjoying the attention more than you are, to be honest

[Wade Calhoun]

Hahaha!

That's because she loves me!
And I love her.

[Declan Finnigan]

She's been calling you dad, have you noticed?

I'm being replaced