Only fools fall for you

[Wesley Carter]

That's fucking child's play
We did that in PE ffs

[Stefjan Auer]

So then it should be no problem for you!
Unless you can't

Weak

[Wesley Carter]

I'm not weak.
I'm basically mr. all american, remember?

[Stefjan Auer]

Sure are protesting a lot for someone who's supposedly bendy

Bet you're nowhere near as bendy as me

[Wesley Carter]

You'll see.

[Stefjan Auer]

If you're not as bendy as me I get another grope
Location TBD

[Wesley Carter]

Is that a threat or a promise? 🤣

[Stefjan Auer]

Uh
Threat to you
Promise to me? ;3

[Wesley Carter]

I'm pretty confident in my ability. I ride horses and climb the loft way more than you do.

[Stefjan Auer]

That may be, young Wesley
But I
have had a lot of sex in a lot of weird places

[Wesley Carter]

What does sex have to do with it?

[Stefjan Auer]

Gotta be ultra mega bendy to get into some of these places
And positions

D u h

[Wesley Carter]

Do you do it because it actually feels good
Or to prove that you can?

[Stefjan Auer]

Little from column A, little from column B

Some stuff I was curious about
Sometimes you just end up in a weird place

But most of the time, it's to feel good! Sex is fun! Trying all kinds of different things, you know? It's a good time

[Wesley Carter]

Well my flexibility has nothing to do with that