Only fools fall for you

[Wesley Carter]

Because you're my best friend
Even slutty Gavin wouldn't have a go with me
I was pretty fucking drunk

That's not what I meant
I meant the other guy

And need I remind you I haven't dated anybody for five fucking years.
I'm like an old man trapped in a young body
god I'm my dad inside

[Stefjan Auer]

No slutty Gavin wouldn't sex you up because you've been going around telling everybody you have a gf and you plastered her face everywhere on social media and I think even he didn't want to get into that
But not because you're a plank baby boy

No you're
nowhere near as cool as your dad I'm sorry to tell you

How about if I pull up a few pics for you
Just you knowww see if anybody catches your eye~

[Wesley Carter]

Well then he shouldn't have given me the sex eyes

And that is rude and a lie
my dad's not cool

Why are you so invested in this
shit
you can't just show me some picture of a dude and be like here, go out with him

[Stefjan Auer]

Your dad is the coolest, we all agreed on this while you weren't here

And actually I can because if I don't you'll end up with another
Liza
Bleh

C'monnn man, LIVE A LITTLE

[Wesley Carter]

Is that why the ranch is everybody's favorite hangout spot?
My dad?
You realize he's the biggest troll in the world, right?

And I am not going to end up with another Liza
even if I do go out with another girl

[Stefjan Auer]

That's why we love him! Because he's super old but he's still trolling like a young buck!!

Huh
So you're gonna date girls forever?
Never giving another guy a chance?

[Wesley Carter]

I think my dad is a young dude in an old body
We must have switched bodies at some point

What guy, Stef?
Seriously
And I mean SERIOUSLY

[Stefjan Auer]

Haha so you're really your own dad? Kinkyyy

I was never joking either dude
shit you think I'm here laughing it off?

I got 2 that you might like
Shay
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Or Raf
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The girl is Shay's sister
single if you're still hell-bent on women but she's kinda high maintenance so idk

[Wesley Carter]

Gross

No
no
do not send me unsolicited dude pics

[Stefjan Auer]

Raf, right? God he's cute. His eyes though
Although Shay is a hottie too

But I think Raf for you, since you're sensitive and vulnerable right now

I'm gonna say
Saturday, around 2pm
Birdy Bee Cafe

Wear tight pants

[Wesley Carter]

No no
Stop 🛑

[Stefjan Auer]

Too late
He says he can't wait, and he thinks you're
Cute
Aww

Oh wait
He always thought you were cute, my bad
Ooooooo

[Wesley Carter]

I told you not to
Wtf

[Stefjan Auer]

Not even sorry
Go have some fun

If it doesn't work out
You'll make a friend
Win win

[Wesley Carter]

No. I'm not doing this
Can we just drop this already