Only fools fall for you

[Stefjan Auer]

Yeah
Thanks

I had a
Health scare
Recently

[Wesley Carter]

What

[Stefjan Auer]

I'm waiting on the test results

So
Say a little prayer for me tonight
And every night until the results come in

I'm
Scared Wes

[Wesley Carter]

JFC
You were just sitting on this?

[Stefjan Auer]

I mean

...
Sorry

I didn't want to bum you out
I knew you were having issues with Liza
Didn't seem like it was right to pile on my problems too

Although I'm not sure what makes me think NOW is a better time necessarily
But
Yeah

Sorry

[Wesley Carter]

I mean yeah the Liza stuff
Sucks

But you're
What made them think
I mean have you been unwell?

[Stefjan Auer]

Okay so what happened was
I met this guy called Sal at a bar and he was really nice to me
Bought me drinks, called me cute, you know

So we hooked up in the bathroom
I sucked his dick, stuff happened

And then afterwards I started feeling really weird
Like weak and disoriented
I looked up
HIV symptoms
Headache, fever, fatigue, all that, I had all those things and that's when I decided to get tested
The nurse at the clinic also said it sounded like I had it...

(But Stef did not swallow ALL OF IT!)

[Wesley Carter]

Fuck
Man

You gotta stop doing this to yourself

Sorry that was
I'm
Not trying to harsh your buzz or anything
Just
You need to be careful

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh the buzz was harshed a LONG time ago dude


Oh well
You're right

I'm
Starting to get a
Reputation 😱😱

[Wesley Carter]

Hate to tell you this
but you've kinda had one for a while

[Stefjan Auer]

That came out surprisingly easy for somebody who hated to say it

haha
Yeah I know

It ain't easy being easy Wes
You end up with a lot of regret
and sore butts

But on the other hand, if I ever find the right one
he's in for a hell of a honeymoon night :D

[Wesley Carter]

I can only imagine
literally

I've only been with Liza...

[Stefjan Auer]

And she was a plank wasn't she?
She didn't even like dirty talk
That bitch

...
I'm off the market for a good time until this ISSUE gets cleared up soooo

Are you any more open to me setting you up with somebody?

[Wesley Carter]

No, maybe I was the plank

And no, not really
Sounds like the gay community around here could be a little dangerous

[Stefjan Auer]

NOPE
Refuse to believe that
Not that I'd know but... I don't think you were ever the problem Wes

Dude
Not everyone I know is like me

I know a couple of cuties you could date~ Not like seriously, just you know. Get to know somebody, have a drink or two, laugh a bit, forget your troubles