Only fools fall for you

[Stefjan Auer]

Uh
Why wouldn't it? We're bffs, obviously we should've made out like
Years ago

Just embrace it Wes
You've just doubled your dating pool

[Wesley Carter]

Yeah I kinda thought so too

Liza broke up with me at that bonfire.

[Stefjan Auer]

Shit
I'm sorry man

She was
A bitch anyway

But now making out with a dude makes so much more sense!

[Wesley Carter]

I thought we were gonna get married and have kids and shit.
Move to Portland someday maybe.
I don't know.

She says there's someone else.
I don't even care who anymore.

[Stefjan Auer]

Dude she was never about that kids and house with the picket fence life

Whoever that other guy is, he'll never be as good as you
It's her loss cause
You're the most genuine, the sweetest, most caring, down to earth guy there is
You're insanely attractive
You're funny and cute and smart, you're real

...
Anyway
Her loss

[Wesley Carter]

I guess not.

Thanks, Stef...
I'm sorry I've been such a twat lately.

I just kinda don't know how to deal with any of this anymore.

[Stefjan Auer]

I'm sorry you've been a twat too
Heh
And me. I've been an ass too, and I'm sorry about teasing you so much

I'm glad you told me though. I can help you through it
I mean
Helloooo
Super gay bff who's been around the block, right? Haha

[Wesley Carter]

Hey hey
slow down there

I didn't say I'm looking to hook up with super gay guys or anything
besides, that really sounds like you're thinking of leftovers

...you've probably kissed Gavin too

[Stefjan Auer]

I don't know what gutter your mind fell into, Wes
But I was talking about like

If you had questions
Concerns

I was not offering to set you up with randos

Also yes
He's a bit of a slut tbh
And he gives bad blow jobs, do NOT let him anywhere near little Wes

[Wesley Carter]

Hard to tell with you sometimes.
Can you blame me?

I can't believe I fucking kissed him
wtf
I fucking kissed him
He was like giving me the sex eyes or whatever and I was just like
fuck it
fuck it I'll kiss him
see what all the fuckin fuss is about

[Stefjan Auer]

Sounds about right for drunk Wes tbh

So what
You kissed a dude and you liked it

You need to kiss another dude
If you like kissing 2 different dudes, that's proof positive

[Wesley Carter]

ok

[Stefjan Auer]

Are you scared?
That people will look at you different? Treat you different?

[Wesley Carter]

No
I said ok
My brother is gay you're gay it's not like people hate your guts

So just do it

[Stefjan Auer]

Yeah dude
You got this

Who're you gonna kiss?
Luka?
Omfg do it, he'll shit himself