Only fools fall for you

[Stefjan Auer]

I'm not reading into anything shut up

Then don't treat it as a date
Just treat it as a friendly meet-up, which is what it was supposed to be anyway

You don't gotta kiss him or commit to him long-term
Go and get to know him. He's sorta innocent, it's cute

[Wesley Carter]

I don't know man. I'm still on the fence.

[Stefjan Auer]

What if I came along?
Then it's super not even a date

[Wesley Carter]

I don't need a chaperone. That would be even more awkward.

[Stefjan Auer]

Oookay so
You ask me about the date
that you don't want to go on
because you want to be friends first
but you don't want it to be a group meet-up
which means you'll be alone with him
on a date you asked about
but claim you don't want to be on

...
you can see how I'm getting a little confused here Wes

[Wesley Carter]

Because I don't know either.
What I want to do.

[Stefjan Auer]

Do it bro just do it
MAN MODE

It's like 30 minutes of your time
On a saturday

Ain't nothing to it baby

[Wesley Carter]

....fine.
30 minutes.
If I don't like it, I'm out.

[Stefjan Auer]

YES BRO

30 minutes
It gets weird

You leave

If it turns out okay
You lost nothing

Win-win

[Wesley Carter]

...I guess.

[Stefjan Auer]

Hey now, don't overthink this okay?
It'll be good buddy

I'll let him know it's back on lol

[Wesley Carter]

...great.

[Stefjan Auer]

:)

One full grope

[Wesley Carter]

For you
Not him

[Stefjan Auer]

Duh
I earned this goddamn grope! I put in the time, the energy, the effort

It's my well-deserved grope