Only fools fall for you

[Wesley Carter]

Haha!
I kinda like that.

[Stefjan Auer]

😏 I got brains AND beauty

[Wesley Carter]

Now you just need to learn how to catch a football.

[Stefjan Auer]

Why?
I have the perfect twink body, I can't ruin it with
Physical activity

[Wesley Carter]

Catching balls doesn't ruin your current physique.

[Stefjan Auer]

Only balls i ever caught were with my mouth

;)
Ba dum tsshhhhh

[Wesley Carter]

I really should've seen that coming.

[Stefjan Auer]

Yeah seriously Wes, we've been best buds for centuries

Still can't see a dirty joke coming
Oh you sweet innocent lamb

[Wesley Carter]

Eh I catch them sometimes.

[Stefjan Auer]

I'd say 1 in about 8

It would be less fun if you cottoned on all the time though
I like your surprised face hahah

[Wesley Carter]

Sometimes I just try to ignore it.

[Stefjan Auer]

Because it turns you on
I know baby
I know

It's okay
To be honest with yourself now

[Wesley Carter]

..........
So tell me about this date you want me to go on so badly that we got into a fight over it.

[Stefjan Auer]

That wasn't even a fight
it was a lover's spat LOOL

Okay but for real you wanna go?
Raf does have a major crush on you
Every time I see him it's like
Where's Wes? What's Wes doing? Why isn't Wes with you?

[Wesley Carter]

Not knowing him is my problem here.
I'd rather be friends first.

Don't read too into that.