Only fools fall for you

[Wesley Carter]

I feel like they're a weird match. The fox faced one is always smiling and joking but the one with the long hair is always grumpy.
I don't want to grow up to be the grumpy half of an old married couple, Stef.

I'm pretty damn sure dad knows. I don't know what Gil's tripping on. And he knows Lieve isn't his "friend." lol

[Stefjan Auer]

Opposites attract man
Also you have to be the grumpy one cause obviously I'm the foxy fun one 😘

Eh well Gil will come out when he comes out
It's not like a thing you can rush
That's his journey

So
You went around spying on the gay couple? 😆 See anything good??

[Wesley Carter]

I guess I already got the old man in the young body thing down, might as well embrace it.

And no? I mean, they don't even like
kiss or hold hands

[Stefjan Auer]

Yas babe
Be my grouchy old man yelling at the damn protesters to get off your ranch!

But last time I saw them they were totally making eyes at each other!
Maybe they don't wanna do it in front of Lils

[Wesley Carter]

Okaaaay say that's true
The one guy, Wade, is always patting his husband on the ass and stuff.
Why not hold hands or kiss in front of their daughter, then?
They're so weird

[Stefjan Auer]

Um
Idk

Oh wait maybe the grouchy one doesn't like it
And his husband just likes teasing him!

[Wesley Carter]

Sounds about right
Kinda sounds familiar

[Stefjan Auer]

You mean
Like me when I smack your ass and tell you I wanna tap that
And I'm like lowkey actually wanting to but you just roll your eyes and go feed the chickens?

🤨

[Wesley Carter]

...yeaaah exactly like that

[Stefjan Auer]

Well then Wade and Dec are exactly us when we're
50? They're in their 50s right?

[Wesley Carter]

Yeah probably, they're like my dad's age.
I don't even want to think about actually being that old.

[Stefjan Auer]

I
would like to
live to see 50...

[Wesley Carter]

Sorry. >.>
Not what I meant.

And you have to stop thinking like that!
You don't even have the results back yet

[Stefjan Auer]

☹
If it comes back positive
I gotta tell my folks...

Omfg I can't
They're gonna kill me if aids doesn't!

[Wesley Carter]

Come on, don't go there.

If it cheers you up, you can pat my butt or something.