Only fools fall for you

[Stefjan Auer]

Got gay dudes on your ass all day too
Haha

[Wesley Carter]

Ugh
I can't fucking stand that guy
Do you know he tried to free our chickens and then complained about the damage done to HIM for TRYING?
Should've had him arrested.
What a lunatic

[Stefjan Auer]

LOL He's such a queen
What happened to him? Did he break a nail?

[Wesley Carter]

Honestly?
I already fucking forgot
but I think he bitched about his manicure, yeah

[Stefjan Auer]

He really gets under your skin huh?
How many times a week does he come down to protest?
What do you guys even talk about? I know you always go out there

[Wesley Carter]

I don't know, couple times a week, sometimes every damn day of the week
Probably whenever he's bored
And we don't talk, we argue
About his stupid meat is murder crap, mostly

[Stefjan Auer]

That's pretty dedicated
He did talk a lot about being vegan when we hooked up
Like... a LOT

Why don't you just ignore him? If he bugs you so much

[Wesley Carter]

Dad says I should
And he's right, the guy thrives on attention
So I've just been ignoring him lately.

[Stefjan Auer]

Not going so well though is it? LOL
He's pretty hard to ignore

Well like I said, maybe he'll divert attention elsewhere
Find some other handsome rancher fella to bother

Although personally I don't think there's anybody more handsome than
Y o u ~

[Wesley Carter]

I should just make Gil deal with him.

Does the rancher have to be handsome? He just blabs about what a murdering wildebeest I am. If that's his idea of hitting on me, he's an idiot.

And now you're sounding more like the Stef I know and love

[Stefjan Auer]

Actually I think he genuinely dislikes you
Based on what you've told me
And he's not that coy tbh. More like... super obvious

I guess it doesn't have to be a handsome rancher? But if it's an ugly guy it seems like more of an insult? IDK LOL

<3

[Wesley Carter]

So he's insulted because I'm not hideous?
My dad isn't hideous and he's not insulted by him not giving a shit about his veganism

[Stefjan Auer]

Yeah but your dad doesn't go out every time to bicker with him like an old married couple

Idk maybe he has a crush on your dad
Just like the rest of us gays 😂😂

[Wesley Carter]

My dad really has to stop trolling you guys. I feel like he's just encouraging you.
Annd tbh I'm not sure what Gil is worried about with coming out because dad doesn't even give a shit that those new gay ranch hands are gay.
Gil was watching him like he thought it would reveal something
I kinda admit I was too?
But dad was just like do your work and I don't give a fuck what you do after.

[Stefjan Auer]

I'm almost 87% sure your dad likes the attention

But yeah I feel like you and Gil are pretty lucky your dad's so accepting
I mean the ranch kinda feels like more of a safe space now
what with that cute gay couple and all

And like having your dad accept your orientation is half the battle done already cause you know he'll always love you, no matter what

Your dad has to know Gil's gay. It's not like uh. It's not obvious or anything...