Only fools fall for you

[Stefjan Auer]

Scared?

Cause you're acting like I'm trying to marry you to this guy
It's one date Wes

Maybe it's time to get out of your comfort zone
It won't kill you to try something different, will it? :)

[Wesley Carter]

I appreciate the
Help

But I can figure it out on my own ...

[Stefjan Auer]

Nope
Best friends don't let best friends 'figure out' gay feelings on their own

I've been there, it sucks
Let me help you ffs

[Wesley Carter]

You can't really help
I know you're like a gay guru or something but
Finding somebody isn't up to you

[Stefjan Auer]

I can help
Oh I can help Wesley, believe me

You know this is gonna bug you forever if you don't at least get to the bottom of it

And it's a 2pm date
You're not gonna fuck
You probably won't do anything

Go
See what it's like
Contribute to your own personal growth

[Wesley Carter]

I'm not saying I won't
Date a guy

I'm saying
I can find one on my own

I feel like you're really pushing this for some reason

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh yeah
Sure you're gonna go out
Into the dating pool
Of gay guys
After dating a chick for 5 years

And you're gonna find a cuter guy than the two I showed you

🤨

[Wesley Carter]

I need time ok
Give me a break

[Stefjan Auer]

Sure got a lotta excuses there fella

2pm
Saturday
Birdy Bee Cafe

Cmon he's cute, you have to at least go see him in person one time. Don't stand him up, you'll hurt his feelings

[Wesley Carter]

Can you just
Drop it already
Fuck

[Stefjan Auer]

:)
I have never dropped a thing in my life

And you may think I'm being an annoying ass right now
But
One day you'll thank me

And
It'll make me feel a lot better if I can die knowing you went on a date with one guy one time
JS

[Wesley Carter]

...
You're not going to die Stef
They have treatments now
It's not the death sentence it used to be

[Stefjan Auer]

It'd still make me feel better
If you went
And at least talked to the guy

Do it for me, if not for yourself :)
Please
Pretty please

[Wesley Carter]

Why?
I'm telling you I don't want to
And you keep pushing it
Dude just
Leave
It

[Stefjan Auer]

I said pretty please
:(
And I'm dying

You can't refuse
If you love me