Only fools fall for you

[Wesley Carter]

Stefjan Auer

What gives
How do I get this gay dude off my shit

[Stefjan Auer]

I'm sorry
Did you forget my name? It's Stef

Why do you want me off your shit?

[Wesley Carter]

Sorry I didn't mean you
I mean that meat murder freak

[Stefjan Auer]

Luka?
Ohhh riiiight he keeps going over there huh?

Idk have you tried not being attractive? LOL

[Wesley Carter]

Have you tried being ugly?
That's your best retort?

[Stefjan Auer]

Yeah
Just let him see you at 3am stumbling out of bed, scratching your ass and farting all the way to the bathroom

He'll be out of your life in a jiffy

:']

[Wesley Carter]

Right because I'm letting him see me at 3am ever

Is that how you get rid of guys? Fart on them?

[Stefjan Auer]

Never say never little buddy
And no, I don't get rid of guys

I love guys
I love their DICKS

*shit eating grin irl*

C'mon why does it bother you so much if Luka likes you? You got a girlfriend, he knows this. It'll pass, he'll probably move on to some other guy
Like maybe meeeee~

[Wesley Carter]

Right.
How could I possibly forget?

Why HASN'T he moved onto you?
I told him you were gay
As if I had to

[Stefjan Auer]

Rude
Also good time to let you know

He hasn't moved onto me because
He's already moved on from me 😂

[Wesley Carter]

Are you
Come on man
Really?

[Stefjan Auer]

What?
What??

I can fuck your mortal enemy

[Wesley Carter]

Oh?

So what happens if I fuck Tony Russo?

[Stefjan Auer]

Then not only are you a fucking traitor

You're a deeply closeted fucking traitor
🖕

[Wesley Carter]

I'm not in the goddamn closet
You know that was an example