Can’t help that I’m being selfish

[Dakota Choi]

Can you blame me?
I'm totally holding a grudge!

[Alejandro Riviera]

Ahaha really? A whole grudge?
For how long?

[Dakota Choi]

For fucking ever!
He broke my NOSE!

[Alejandro Riviera]

Well I almost broke your dick, you're not holding a grudge over that are you?

[Dakota Choi]

Haha no way man.
I liked it.
It still hurts so good.

[Alejandro Riviera]

Wish I could say the same for this poor little ass of mine!

But it was
Wild
Are we still allowed back there? Or is that an auto lifetime ban?

[Dakota Choi]

They said I'M not welcome back
Not sure about you

What did Superman do with you after I got kicked, anyway?

[Alejandro Riviera]

Marge will get you back in, I'm sure. I'll put in a good word for you with my momster. ;D

And
Not much
He turned into doctor man, patched me up, took me home

Very strange people, these
Nice guys

[Dakota Choi]

I thought you said he was in jail?!

[Alejandro Riviera]

I did not, I said he was sort of in jail
And by that I meant
He's sleeping in my bed

[Dakota Choi]

Are you fucking kidding me?

Is he hung like a horse?
You think I did some damage
That guy could probably split you in two for real

[Alejandro Riviera]

We did not fuck! We didn't even kiss baby
He was extremely respectful

In a
Weirdly offensive way like
What's wrong with me? I'm at least kissable!

[Dakota Choi]

You're very kissable
Highly fuckable too

Maybe he's one of those
Asexuals

[Alejandro Riviera]

...oh god
Is this what it takes to make me normal?

A literal Greek god who doesn't want to ever have sex?
Kota come back
Come back kill me now
KILL ME
NOW

[Dakota Choi]

Slip him some cloud 9.
He'll be fucking you in minutes man