Can’t help that I’m being selfish

[Dakota Choi]

Well
I'll try to get released sooner

But not sure I'll be back tonight

[Alejandro Riviera]

Noooo don't rush, get your nose fixed up first

I won't die haha
But now I kinda
Know how Jack felt this whole time...

[Dakota Choi]

And how's that?
Sexually frustrated? 🤣

[Alejandro Riviera]

YES OMG
he went a week without sex
Cause he had it BAD for this guy who kept friendzoning him

It was bad Kota
Blue balls are no joke

[Dakota Choi]

Fuck that
I'll suck your dick and make it better no worries
No blue balls allowed

[Alejandro Riviera]

☹ you're a true friend Kota baby
You would never let me die from blue balls would you?

[Dakota Choi]

No way
It's a pathetic way to go

[Alejandro Riviera]

Out of all the deaths I'd accept, that's gotta be bottom 10

Friendzone sucks though...
*eyes Seth*
:(((((

[Dakota Choi]

So he put you there did he?

[Alejandro Riviera]

I
Put myself there I think
😥

I got too many issues
He said I deserved better but
You know, idk about that

[Dakota Choi]

He said that? 😂
That you deserve better than him?
What's that mean? He really got some issues behind that Superman shit?

[Alejandro Riviera]

Haha oh no no he said I deserved better than I thought I did
That I've been too hard on myself

And maybe he's right
He's very wise for a jacked up mma fighter

But yeah
I think he's actually out of my league
He doesn't want all this baggage, you know? He should be with somebody who can live their best life with him

[Dakota Choi]

Who caaaares if he's out of your league dude
If he's into you then I say go for it
And if he's not well you've got me~

[Alejandro Riviera]

Hey
You're not the backup plan you dork
You're my main squeeze regardless

And nah
I think
We can just be friends maybe
I'd really like to stay in touch with him either way. He's got a lot of smart things to say

[Dakota Choi]

then you better get the feelings resolved
I know about being in love with your best friend
And it fucking sucks