Relationship Goals Not Met

[Rena Im]

As far as I've seen! You could pretend to visit me at work and sneak a peek at him if you want ;)

But if you BREAK UP you still have to WORK together. Baby that's akwaaaard

[Luka Hollister]

Oooh Lukie likes this idea. I need to see him without clown makeup though
Only I get to look good in clown makeup

Also... true
But what if you make a beautiful couple together??

[Rena Im]

If you come in the morning before we open you will!
Oh honey you certainly do

That IS very tempting. I feel like I'D end up hurting him, the delicate thing. He acts tough, but with how RUDE some of the older fuckers are to him, I can tell he's sensitive

And you KNOW how biting I can be

[Luka Hollister]

You?
Harsh and abrasive and mildly frightening even when you're in a good mood?

NEVER

:P

[Rena Im]

Excuse you
For pointing out the truth so blatantly

If I didn't like it, dear, I'd cancel getting you a chance with Jeremy.
Maybe I can use my abrasiveness to scare all those jerks away and get on his good favor.
Hm

Any other fun adventures lately or only the cute older couple to envy?

[Luka Hollister]

I call it like I see it honey and that's why you love me, don't lie~

And that's a good idea! You can protect him, why not! Gender roles have changed, women don't always need to be the one being saved, damnit.
RISE UP GIRLFRIEND

Alsooo... kinda? I think(?) I'm making progress with that neanderthal down at the Carter ranch? I think?
We had like a whole conversation without anybody yelling
Shit was wild, girl

[Rena Im]

Fine <3

Yeah! I'm a tough chick, I can be the knight. Making men always be the strong dependable ones is SO cruel. Maybe this fragile man NEEDS a strong lady

Oh~? The one you always attack about your meat murder thing? YOU had a decent convo with HIM? Should I be impressed or in disbelief?

[Luka Hollister]

YAS GIRL
You're gonna be his white knight and he's going to like it!

Okay I PROTEST I do not attacc
And also yes
The hot one I keep yelling at
You should be both impressed and in disbelief

...he's just like... super hot. Is Jeremy as hot? Hotter?

[Rena Im]

Hell YEAH he will!

Mhm mhm whatever you say darling
Sounds accurate. I wish I was there to witness the spectacle
And get a look at his pretty face, too

Sure you're not 'protesting' now purely to see the hottie? I say HOTTER. And he's taller too. A timid one though so we've HARDLY had proper convo... but I've seen him ALL OVER the people I assume were his partner before. If we nudge you into his circle of friends maybe you can charm him with your pretty self ;)

[Luka Hollister]

I'm allowed to both protest and to get a look at a hottie, there's no law against that!

But wait
Hotter?
Taller??
You are speaking my language babe

Also I need to get a look at this ringleader fella of yours
Who by the way, total idiot if he doesn't go for a strong woman like you

[Rena Im]

If you focused all that protesting into making the hottie like you, maybe you'd already have a pretty boy to look at you with love in his eyes~

Best believe it sweetie!

Now that you convinced me to go for him, you better not fall for him when you see him! ;) Dibs.
That's what I think too! And thanks babe

[Luka Hollister]

Girl I would NEVER steal your man!

That is not in the code

[Rena Im]

GOOD

Gotta stay away from each other's... hopeful future lovers. They're hard to come by

The hotties are in the WEIRDEST places, too, I can't be the only one thinking so, right sis? That ranch, the traveling circus I'm in, even the new Library! Not that I have a problem working around a bunch of good lookers like myself... but you expect the cute ones as bartenders... or SOMETHING

[Luka Hollister]

Girl preach
They can't ever just be hanging out at the goddamn cafe right?
Noo they have to be fucking
CLOWNS and chicken killers and... ringleaders of circuses

What the fuck
Ever happened to
Meeting somebody on tinder?

[Rena Im]

Right??
LITERALLY never met anyone hot enough to hit on at a cafe, or even hot enough to give a second glance at

OMG you get it. Tinder and cafes should be staple find-hot-people places
APPARENTLY not