It's daddy issues and dicks from here on out

[Marguerite De Silva]

Okay the recap is
That superman who rescued him from crazy death-wish kid was alone with him this ENTIRE time
I heard them giggling in the back room

Annnd when they came out holding hands
Superman had that Look on him, you know the one
The fresh new shiny cute plaything Look
And his heart was uh
Well he seemed taken by our sweet crazy child

But this one's normal, he's
Hot
Lordy he's hot, Allie did good
Better than Bee did, and I don't say that lightly because you're a major babe

[Jack Ripley]

That's adorable
But I don't know how I feel about coming in second to this guy.
He can't be that good looking

[Marguerite De Silva]

Normally I'd say reclaim your spot as hottest bitch by any means necessary but
I think you have to take the L on this one honey

Pretty sure even you would've been dicks out for daddy if you'd gotten to him first

[Jack Ripley]

Now I'm not sure if I'm insulted
Or hyper curious


Why not both

[Marguerite De Silva]

Ask Allie to send you a picture
For research ;) Of course

[Jack Ripley]

You mean you didn't take one?

[Marguerite De Silva]

He comes around pretty often
I can see him in person :P

But if you come around here trying to eye a hot man, that's almost too cruel to poor Bee
Hence
Research

[Jack Ripley]

Hey, he said "not today" about a threesome so...
It's still on the table.

Not that I'm going to steal our son's man.
If he's his man...

[Marguerite De Silva]

Threesome? Do tell...

And I don't know if he's his man
But they did look cute together

[Jack Ripley]

Some kid gave us his number.
Both of us
Separately

...

[Marguerite De Silva]

Oh
Bold

Was he cute?
Bray said not today? What about tomorrow? Hahaha

[Jack Ripley]

/sometime later


I don't think any time soon.


I feel like I shouldn't have said anything to him, Margie.

[Marguerite De Silva]

What happened?
What did you say?

[Jack Ripley]

I told him

I told him

but Marge
I
don't
think
it
was

me

[Marguerite De Silva]

Jack you're not making sense baby
Pull yourself together

What's happening?