It's daddy issues and dicks from here on out

[Marguerite De Silva]

It feels impossible
Finding his soulmate or making him see reason...

I'm going to see if magic can help

[Jack Ripley]

What are you going to do?

[Marguerite De Silva]

Well first I'm putting him on detox
No more booze, no more pills

Then maybe
I'll try to find somebody who can look into that fucked up little head of his and see what's really wrong in there
And fix what's broken

Bee can do that, I think...

[Jack Ripley]

Does this mean I have to throw out all my booze?

Wait.
You're not asking me to ask him to do that are you?

[Marguerite De Silva]

Throw out? What are you, crazy? We're drinking it

Bee won't mind, I'm sure, if it's a request from you ;)

[Jack Ripley]

Haha
We're gonna die

Also
I feel like that violates some boyfriend code....

[Marguerite De Silva]

Baby we're doing this to save our son
Both things are necessary!

[Jack Ripley]

Fine...
But I feel like I'm the one making all the sacrifices here...

[Marguerite De Silva]

Hey I gave up a chance at a foursome for this!

[Jack Ripley]

Ooh, that would have been hot.

[Marguerite De Silva]

It would have...

I never knew motherhood meant sacrificing so much, Jack

Oh
And the little shit
He called me a
Momster earlier

[Jack Ripley]

Ew, gross.
I think fathers are supposed to recommend a spanking here
But
I think he'd like it too much.

[Marguerite De Silva]

Honey I think you'd like it too much too ;)

[Jack Ripley]

Is it weird to find our son attractive?

[Marguerite De Silva]

Isn't that a little too late to ask?
Since you already fucked him twice?