Musical Chairs

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Ok so you see when a boy and a girl really love each other
or they're just super into each other

[Sam Yen]

Go oooonnn 

[Nahuel Cabrera]

They fuck. 
Oh and they do it SAFELY
with condoms and shit

[Sam Yen]

..........I hope Miguel didn't tell it to you like that......

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Sorta?

He's pretty blunt.

When I was little and wanted to know how come I had a penis and Kendra didn't, he was all: "You're a boy. She's a girl. Boys have penises. Girls don't." Just like that! And I was like five!

[Sam Yen]

I mean

Accurate... just yeah... blunt lol But I kinda like that about him. He's the no bs type i guess

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Haha! True!

When I asked about sex though he pretty much threw a condom at me. I don't think he wants to deal with more kids.

[Sam Yen]

You were that bad huh? :P

When you get a kid of your own, then you'll know how he felt!

[Nahuel Cabrera]

YEAH RIGHT. Me and kids? Naaaah

[Sam Yen]

Why not?? You're  a stud, the ladies should be all over you!

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Uhhhh 

That doesn't have anything to do with it

[Sam Yen]

Is it because you're into dudes? 

[Nahuel Cabrera]

YOU KNEW?

Why the hell did I bother trying to hide it then?!

[Sam Yen]

Well I guessed

I mean you haven't really had a gf in... Ever. Sooooo

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Neither have you!