Musical Chairs

[Sam Yen]

The beans

Spill em! Or I'll never get a gf and that'll be all on you forever

[Nahuel Cabrera]

There's no more beans. You already saw them all.

[Sam Yen]

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just going quiet to analyze every word you just wrote, since you won't just say what you wanna say!

[Nahuel Cabrera]

I hate it when you do that!

[Sam Yen]

That's why you should stop playin and just tell me 

[Nahuel Cabrera]

There's nothing to tell! I was just joking. Us going out. Haha.

[Sam Yen]

(15 min later)

Um

I might be crazy

But

Do you

A solid 9

Want to

With a 3??!

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Stop using those dumb scores!

And holy shit, what took you so long? I thought you were pissed.

[Sam Yen]

No you start using my dumb scores

And wtf why? Are you crazy? You could

With anybody!! Literally anybody!

What's wrong with you?!

[Nahuel Cabrera]

You really need to work on your self esteem.

[Sam Yen]

Hey don't turn this around on me! We're talking about you!

(flustered)

I don't know what to say

Are you allowed to go right to a guy without being with a girl first??

Wait no that's dumb don't answer that

[Nahuel Cabrera]

You're allowed to do what you want if you're both consenting adults. lol

But if you want to find a girl first...

[Sam Yen]

Oh yeah

Like i can just go find a girl after all this!

...this is going to sound awful

But you're my one chance to date a 9...

Omfg that sounds so bad!! I take it back!!!!

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Stop calling me that!

Is that the only part that matters to you?

[Sam Yen]

No you idiot!

I'm trying to hold my shit together because my best friend of 500 million years just said he likes me that way!!!

(few min later)

Sorry for the language