All Saints Day

[Anthony Saint]

I just passed a place called Happy Burger but the kid inside looks dead miserable. lol

Wait have we decided where to investigate yet? Graveyard or trailers tonight?

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Let's get the graveyard out of the way first.

And that sounds creepy as fuck. Maybe they suck their souls out.

[Anthony Saint]

I was hoping you'd say trailers...

(sends a pic of a zombie-looking teenager)

Either he's a zombie or a hipster

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Pssh, that's all kids that age.

[Anthony Saint]

Put him down for hipster then.

When do you think you can get down here? We should probably start establishing our cover story

Baby

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Are you already there??

[Anthony Saint]

I am warily circling the place... Yes. That groundskeeper is giving me one hell of a suspicious look

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Then stop circling the place and pretend to pay your respects to somebody!

[Anthony Saint]

Okay okay!

(Few min later)

Here's one in a corner.

Jedidiah Hazleton. Huh.

Isn't that the founder of this place?

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Well, it's called Hazleton, right?

How dead is he? Centuries?

[Anthony Saint]

Don't know

There's no date of birth or death here

It's just a name and a weird symbol

[Kaleo Kealoha]

That's weird. Wonder if there's a button on it to some underground lair?

[Anthony Saint]

Oh come on, that's a little too obvious isn't it?

*presses around anyway*

No underground tunnel's opening up so far

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Maybe you have to say ooga booga to it. Hahahha

[Anthony Saint]

Nope, nothing doing. Looks like a normal gravestone.

There's just... something off about it.

Why does the town founder have such a shabby resting place?